She’s Electric…

December 8, 2014

You’ve probably noticed there’s been an eerie silence surrounding my blog for the past month. Well apart from the fact I’ve been busy beyond belief, there’s a darned good reason for my absence. I have been an innocent (uh-hum) victim of an extremely cruel karmic attack.

Now let me explain…

Over the years I must have sent countless shocks of electricity through the most sensitive spots of my lucky slaves. Electro-play has to be one of my favourite methods of stimulation – with infinite possibilities for persecution; various configurations, countless electrodes used singularly or in combination, delivered on different settings and programs, remotely, close-up, privately, publicly, via microphone, internally or externally. Very few methods rival its sadistic intensity, and of course there’s the added bonus of leaving no trace at all.

Oh yes, a slave wired up to my top-of-the-range ET312 is a very obedient creature indeed. So whether I eventually decide to inflict a gentler buzzing sensation, or a nice harsh bolt of lightening, I can be assured of total and utter compliance. This comes in particularly handy when used in conjunction with my remote-controlled Electra-stim device and I just happen to be in Selfridges shoe department with a slave in tow.

With such enthusiasm for, and experience of this medium, the one thing I never expected was for electricity to strike me back. So understandably I blew a personal fuse when my trembling electrician informed me that my dungeon was now without power and would require an extensive rewiring job. After a year of decorating, the news that my poor Palace would now have to be desecrated came as a nasty shock indeed.

There is a sparkling silver lining to this cruel cloud though. This situation has served as a wonderful reminder of my army of amazing slaves. I’ve been spoiled with practical, emotional, artistic and financial support in every way, shape and form. A few candle-lit sessions really aren’t the end of the world, plus you can never have too much molten hot wax to hand. So as the curtains close on 2014, what really matters is this vital opportunity to take stock of what a lucky Mistress I am and also what a momentous year it’s been.

With this in mind, I am now not accepting further bookings until January 2015. I will be back before Christmas though with a little festive tribute to fill you with fetish merriment. How’s that for a serious shot of good karma?

Tales from the Kensington Crypt…

October 29, 2014

Now listen up, and pay attention,
Here’s an evil tale of intervention,
Sadistic and wicked, yet sexy still,
So wait right here for your spooky fill.

A modern Witch lies in her lair,
Reading Proust and Baudelaire.

This foolish minion, so cock- consumed,
Has annoyed this bitch, and now is doomed!

An example of him this witch will make.
She’ll turn her slave into a snake.

Condemned to forever hiss and wriggle,
So near, so far, it makes her giggle.
She’ll toy with him for eternity,
Tease him most determinedly.

Her sIn-box catches her attention.
This spell-mail demands wicked intervention.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble….
a Freudian spell will burst his bubble….

And so poor slave slithers south to hide,
Yet staying close to Mistress’ side,
Coils round her snake-skin boots to wait,
And before long meet his same fate!

A lesson learnt, a lesson told,
This modern Witch, she’s so well-soled.
Cage or not, she holds the key,
to pleasure, pain and loyalty.

Happy Hallowe’en!!!

Alice does Dallas

October 18, 2014

Well okay, I’m not actually going to Dallas but I will just close enough to necessitate such a winning title. My Cowboy boots and lasso are packed.

I will be working/playing away from 18th-26th October. My phone will be turned off but I will be checking emails intermittently.

Seven days sans Alice – now that’s true torture!

A Fully-fashioned September

September 29, 2014

If there’s one thing I love about September, it’s stocking up on new clothes and footwear all ready for the busy, bitchy months ahead. So in true back-to-school style I’ve had a wardrobe overhaul and ordered some shiny new specimens all ready for the new term. Latex lovers, boot sluts and leather whores alike will all be grinning greedily at the prospect of some delectable new additions to my kinky closet.

So what’s been on my shopping list?

A ravishing red latex catsuit courtesy of House of Harlot. My favourite black corseted catsuit has also finally been mended too. Apparently I’m not alone, that pesky ‘right arm tear’ is symptomatic of cane-swinging Mistresses across London.

Two new pairs of knee-high leather boots from Fabulously Fetish – one in black and one in red. 7.5inches of pure heel appeal, perfectly made-to-measure with some serious strutting, stomping, trampling and worship in mind.

Two little latex dresses and a super sexy playsuit which perfectly kiss and cling to my curves.

Two pairs of the softest, smoothest leather gloves (courtesy of my glove slave) from Aspinal. My gloved grip has never been more elegant, insistent, or tenacious.

And as if all this wasn’t enough, my maid/sissy/slut wardrobe has also had a makeover with lots of lovely new outfits, shoes, and lingerie. A stylish Mistress such as myself deserves nothing less than impeccably dressed servants at her side.

Quite the list, I think you’ll agree. But I can assure you all this shopping isn’t just for the fiendish fun of it. I fundamentally believe any self-respecting Mistress must always look the part, setting the standard for sadistic sartorial elegance in the process. And with my sparkling new attire, I shall be dressed to the nines, and hell bent on giving six of the best in the months ahead. Hmm, something tells me my newly-mended catsuit might not last too long…oh well, I’ll survive a tear or two, even if my slaves won’t!

Dungeon Developments…

September 7, 2014

Well I hope all you fetish fiends and serious kinksters have had an amazing time at the London Fetish Weekend. I’m left in no doubt that more than a few rubber outfits will be in need of some TLC by Monday Morning.

And talking of TLC, it’s time to showcase my awe-inspiring play space. My new dungeon has been pain-stakingly put-together in order to meet my most exacting requirements and satisfy every one of my sadistic whims and wishes. I would like to declare without a shadow of a doubt that it’s done, but I always maintain that any serious dungeon is ever-evolving. For now though, I think I’m quite content. And judging by all the ‘wows’ I’ve had, I think my slaves would say the same. Of course it’s had more than its fair share of ‘ows and ouches’ too.

So I think it’s high time I populated my poor neglected Dungeon Gallery with some snaps. I will be putting them up over the next week or two. So if you’re a little too far, or a little too afraid to visit me, you can put yourself in the picture and let that vivid imagination do the rest in the one and only Wonderland of West London.

BDSM at the Box Office

August 22, 2014

When Cinema casts its all-seeing-eye down the lense and into the dark world of BDSM I think it deserves comment. For one it’s not necessarily a straightforward or predictably commercial subject matter to tackle. Despite its spiky stigma, BDSM is a sensitive (often misunderstood) creature. It deserves to be stroked carefully with kid gloves, (or maybe that should be latex) until it purrs like a pussy cat.

What it deserves though, isn’t necessarily what it gets. It’s often flogged gratuitously, mistreated, manipulated and manhandled in a truly callous style. The media all too happily overlooks the subtleties and the sincerities behind the scenes in favour of an attention grabbing title or tagline.

Does the media have any kind of duty to represent BDSM in an honest and earnest fashion anyway? What do you think? After all such integrity isn’t synonymous with winning Oscars or smashing profit predictions – all of which grease the commercial wheels of such enterprises. Me, a cynic?!

Moving on. Well despite my media-related misgivings I’m always fascinated to see how the world I know so well is represented….or misrepresented on the big screen.

As an avid and insatiable lover of horror films I’m poised to see what grisly treats ‘R100′ has to offer. Amusingly the plot-line reminded me of more than a few individuals who’ve written to me claiming they want to sign up for an all-consuming experience – handing over control of every tiny detail of their lives. ‘What fun,’ I reply, only to receive a follow up email breaking the sad news. Their MOT is due/they’ve contracted Ebola and maybe this can happen next year instead when they’ll definitely be back in touch. Oh and can they buy me a present (which never materialises) to make up for wasting my time. It is in fact brilliantly predictable. Let’s hope the same can’t be said for this storyline.

As for ‘My Mistress’, well visually it looks stunning. It more than resonates with my own high production values. Coupled with wonderfully shiny latex, and an actor who does it justice, I’m more than intrigued to see how this sexually formative experience unravels. I will be attending the premiere dressed in my most stunning catsuit. Come to think of it my pathetic pool boy can come too.

And as if all this wasn’t enough, with Fifty Shades of Grey also on the horizon, we’re certainly spoilt…for better or worse. Now it might not be Shakespeare but it certainly never claimed to be so there’s no point being snobbish about its literary merit. Perhaps more importantly it’s brought BDSM into the wider public consciousness and apparently the bedroom too. Personally I am all too keen to see what the Red Room of Pain holds in terms of dungeon design. I do hope the set designers have done it justice.

Well all this talk of film has wetted my appetite for finally getting ‘Alice Malice The Movie’ into production. A BDSM blockbuster of this magnitude is obviously going to require a small army of well-trained slaves behind it. Now who’s up for visiting my leather casting couch for a most unforgiving audition?

School’s Out for Summer…

July 23, 2014

So I’m kicking off my stilettos and swapping CP for vitamin D over the next couple of weeks. I will return on August 12th refreshed and rejuvenated.

Ever the giving Mistress though, I’m going to leave you with the little seasonal gift of some new photos. You’ll find them in my Bitch next Door gallery early next week. Enjoy!

Sit, stay…!!

July 3, 2014

Down Boy!

With the bright sunshine lighting up London, life’s felt like one wicked walk in the park this week. And what better way to celebrate the arrival of summer than with a little al fresco photo-shoot. Strutting in my thigh-high leather boots and skin-tight jeans, I’m not surprised my attire received more than a few admiring glances from passers-by and puppy dogs alike. Sometimes sexiness is simplicity itself.

Of course no dog of mine would ever be let off the leash though. In fact I keep all my mutts on a very short leash indeed. Perhaps it’s a product of my exceptionally strict obedience training but they never seem to mind being kept at heel…or even under it. Then again, would you?

P.S. Watch my Gallery for further examples of outdoor antics over the next week or two.

A Wicked Work of Art!

May 23, 2014

I think this amazing effort from my talented slave D speaks for itself. I love it. I’m always impressed and indeed touched by such thoughtful creativity. Extra spanks will be on the cards by way of thanks.

It’s strange how my rewards are remarkably similar to my punishments…anyone might think I need an excuse to inflict unlimited pain, frustration and torment upon my loyal subjects. I certainly don’t. Such treats are always on the cards….and as the Queen of Hearts I certainly rule the pack.

Bad Books and Black Lists

May 22, 2014

I finally found myself catching up with my good friend Mistress Akella this morning. It’s been a while since our paths crossed and she’s looking more stunning than ever. As we discussed details of all things Dominant, our conversation arrived at the sore subject of the big, bad, black list. Perhaps predictably it turned out many of the same slaves appeared on both of ours. Yes, Mistresses do talk. We compare and contrast and warn each other of wasters doing the rounds. So if your ears (or balls) were burning earlier there’s probably a very good reason why.

It never fails to make me laugh/cry when slaves think they can get away with messing around, time-wasting, making disrespectful requests, passive aggression, criticisms, controlling behaviour or down-right lying without repercussions. Choose your opponent wisely and a switched-on, street-wise, cerebral sadist isn’t the best option. Obviously.

I can’t speak for other Mistresses but once you’ve hit the heights of my black list there’s NO WAY OFF. As a more than tolerant individual, once I’m betrayed I don’t forgive and forget. Your card is marked. Beg, stalk, bribe….I’m not interested because in my experience respect is a two-way thing regardless of D/s status and sadly such toxic characters rarely change their ways. Besides each negative encounter or exchange robs precious time away from those genuine slaves who deserve it.

You probably know if your name appears on my list but just to make sure (and to save your time/phone bill) I’m toying with publishing my black list here in the next few days….the Internet equivalent of being locked in stocks in the village square and publicly mocked by passers-by. And who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned punishment?!

Threat? Promise? I guess you’ll find out the hard way.